Using The Fucking Toilet

If in all the excitement of cleaning your fucking ass you manage to run out of toilet paper, then don't just leave the fucking toilet roll holder empty.......

If the toilet roll looks like this, it means it ran out of fucking paper

We have another marvelous bit of technology called "the spare fucking toilet roll" !

This is a brand new toilet roll, to replace the fucking one you used up!

Use the spare fucking toilet roll to replace the one you used up. Now you won't piss off the next person so much with your lazy fucking habits!

There, isn't that better, ready for the next person

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